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We noticed it sometime before the inauguration. Donald Trump didn’t fill out his suit like he used to. In fact, his suits were looking a little big. Trump was beginning to look like his old self, rather than the guy with the pudgy gut. My husband and I were impressed.
Yougo,Don-Coco,Ithought.
But,ofcourse,beingtheinquisitiveandcuriouspersonIam,nottomentionbeinginneedoflosingafewpoundsmyself,IinstantlywonderedwhatwasbehindTrump’sobviousweightloss.MaybeIcouldlearnsomethingfromtheTheDon.
Hewasn’tindulgingintheRealHousewivesOzempicfad,washe?
Wasitpolitical?HowcouldheaskAmericatogethealthieragainwhenheindulgedhimselfregularlywithfastfoodandsweets?
HowwoulditlooktotheMAHAMomsthatthepresidentstillenjoyedhisburgersandfriesfromMcDonalds?
Itturnsout,MAHAwasunfazed.Thischeatdayworkedoutjustfine.Noonepanicked.
WasitallthoseMMAfightershehangsaroundwithurginghimtowatchhisfoodintakeandhitthepunchingbagthatgotthepoundsoff?
Wasitpersonal?
Ithadbeenaminutesincethispresidentwasinamilitaryhighschoolgettingchiseledfromallt
