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Jill Biden Announces That She’s Retiring — and the Punchline Writes Itself

The First Lady of the United States (FLOTUS) Jill Biden announced on Tuesday that she’s retiring. 
We know what you’re thinking: she was already leaving the Oval Office at the end of January after a long four-year term as shadow president. 

Jill oversaw a cabinet meeting when her husband, though in attendance, couldn’t do the job. 

OrasmycolleagueMattMargolissuggestedtome,shewasalreadydonewhenshewasNancyPelosikneecappedherlastsummer. Butitdoesn’tmatterwhatcampyou’rein;she’sleavingherjob.  Related: DirtyJill AccordingtotheDailyMail,Jillgavehersottovoceretirementannouncementduringa“virtual‘thankyou’eventwithteacherstuninginfromaroundthecountry.” ‘Beingyourfirstladyhasbeenthehonorofmylife.Butbeingyourcolleaguehasbeentheworkofmylife,’shesaid.  ‘Iwillalwayslovethisprofession,whichiswhyIcontinuedtoteachfulltimewhileservingasyourfirstlady,’saidJillBiden,whowasjoinedonasofabyteachers’unionpresidentsRandiWeingarten,oftheAmericanFederationofTeacher